

Badger Cloaks and Fox TailsThere's a tradition in England at Christmas time, the Queen -yanno... that wrinkled old biddy who's well past her sell-by-date and who looks just like your Nana?- gives a speech. I don't think I could tell you what she ever said though because I never watched it. It's still a tradition though. No my Christmas day's where spent stoned off my face just so I was too numb to give a fuck, Mum would spend the days crying over the Turkey while dad fucked off to wank over the tits of who ever he was having an affair with that year until lunch time when he'd stroll in and give my mum what ever fancy little piece of shit would buy her off for theBadger Cloaks and Fox Tails